nag-install ako ng Stumble! (TM) for firefox...haha enjoy..
and so i stumbled upont his:
"All I Ever Learned, I Learned from Anime"
namili lang ako ng statements...di ko nilagay lahat..
la lang funny lang! hehe..enjoy!
Original entries created by:
Laura Luchau (http://www.luchau.org/ )
or visit http://www.abcb.com/misc/latt_03.htm for a complete list...
War sucks.
You CAN have too many women.
Smart people wear glasses.
Music foreshadows plot.The less you care about sex, the more opportunities you'll get.
(Inversely, the harder you try, the less you'll get.)
When you die, make a long speech, and don't finish the last sentence.
Snow means love.
The best teams come in fives.
In space, you can hear everything.There's always room for flashbacks!The good guy always has the BLUE glow.
Teachers have excellent aim with small objects.
Vengeance with a mallet is the sweetest revenge of all.
Women are attracted to losers; men are attracted to ANYTHING.
The coolest weapon is still the sword.
The hero is never really mad until they hurt his girlfriend.Female androids are sexy; male androids are....male androids.
School uniforms are cool only when the collar is open.
Love knows no race, species, or logic.
If it's homemade but tastes bad, grin and bury it (discreetly).
Never trust a huge corporation.
Romance never comes simpler than in a triangle.
You can never have too much hair.
Sweating is a sure sign of stress.
Daydreaming leads to accidents.
Everyone wants to conquer Japan.
The cute, fuzzy creature isn't what it seems.Cherry blossoms mean nostalgia.Always take gravity into account.
Settings and faces are self-generating.
Losing your temper can be therapeutic.
You can never have too many subplots.
You always remember the sad endings.
Double suicide is romantic.
Outrageous vehicles only make the hero cooler.
Nothing delays romance like unruly neighbors.
Fancy ice cream is for girls only.
The most virtuous character will die.
Hot water has innumerable benefits.
No matter how much blood is lost, no one can die by a nosebleed.
If a sister falls in love with her brother, somewhere down the line you will discover that they're not blood related.
The guy in the baseball cap is always more powerful than he seems.
All demons/monsters have enormous genitalia.
All young children can pilot mecha, you just need to give them a few days.It is possible to incorporate martial arts into any aspect of life.
All high school kids in Japan have parents that are away on extended business trips.
The oldest sister is the nice one, the youngest sister is the brash one.
You can do anything to the human body as long as you hit the right pressure point.
All major villains either want to take over the world or blow it up.
When someone paints up their face, they mean business.No matter how many times you rebuild, Tokyo keeps getting destroyed in a massive fireball.
The martial arts expert is always defenseless against a slap from the girl who loves him.TAKAHASHI'S LAW 1: Food is a powerful motivator.
TAKAHASHI'S LAW 2: The two-foot-tall old geezer is someone to be feared.
No matter how big the mech/labor/mobile suit is, if it runs around the corner, the guy chasing it loses the trail.
The fate of the planet rests in the hands of the seemingly normal high school student.The heroine must shred her clothes while transforming into something to fight the bad guys.
True evil can never be destroyed, only banished to some nether realm where it awakes after a few hundred years.
Even the bravest souls can be made weak and helpless by the sight of a cute little puppy or kitten.ESP causes more trouble than it solves
The police are never anywhere there is a large amount of property damage.
A samurai sword can cut through anything.All characters over the age of 60 shrink in height in direct proportion to their age.When uncovering a fabulous treasure, the thing will be large enough to completely destroy any surrounding structures.
The hero always loses the first fight with a new enemy.
Any truly evil person who changes sides for the woman he loves will die in that episode.
Hair comes in every shade of the rainbow - and we do mean pink, purple, blue, green....
The song "Cry Me a River" takes on a whole new meaning.
